Deep in the night it's all so clear

The Republican National Committee search scouts where here in town checking out if out fair city measured up to their standards of parasitic host. The local powers that be pulled out all of the chimes and kazoos to lure them to come and feel the noise that is Cleveland.
Luckily, I stepped in and wrote a letter to the Editor of the Plain Dealer explaining that the cost would be too high to sponsor an organization that promotes murder for hire and or an administration on the state and federal level that has eliminated most major funding for this area yet suck the life out of every tax payer.
Rant yes, but the point is the editors changed the tense and person of so much of the dispatch that it was as if I'd written it in 4th grade. I did write a letter in 4th grade, but that was to President Nixon asking him to end the war in Vietnam. Who says you can never go home!