Harvey Wallbanger

I work with the public. What does that mean you ask? It depends on the day, the phase of the moon and my ability to be patient with all elements of individual personalities, scads of unattended youth and adults who scream into their cell phones and wonder why that's a problem. Of course there is so much more, it's an exceedingly lovable job, it incorporates all of the elements of intellectual pursuit, general purpose media interest and good clean fun. It does run the gamut of all extremes including many smells, spills, overflows, really amazing discoveries, like looking in a city directory from 1958 while talking to someone in Utah who just found out the names of her birth parents and discovering that they were teenagers who lived across the street from each other. Quaint story yes, but shit like that happens all of the time and not just in books.