Do not miss your chance

We, or I should say I, because Eamon reclused himself from any involvement, had a graduation party for Jack Henry this weekend. The amount of uproar, chaos, and resentment that this event caused is immeasurable. Why that is the case, I have no idea, or actually I do, but not so much that it should have caused as much trouble as it has.
Now that it is over, everyone is back to some semblance of normal, all is forgotten. And that, is living with men.